(Reblogged from thefunniestpost)
(Reblogged from s0ggy)
I remember this “joke” this guy told me when I was in grade 8
Him: What do you use to catch a shark?
Me: I don’t know, fish?
Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake?
Me: Oh, snake bait.
Him: YES. And what about a giraffe?
Me: Giraffe bait.
Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master?
Me: What the hell is an eye master?
Him: Just answer the question!
Me: Okay fine, whatever. Eye master b—
(Source: expelliarmus)
Tumblr staff, i’d just like to thank you for not placing ads everywhere.
“if this isn’t on your blog, i’m going to have a problem with you.”
“if you don’t reblog this you can unfollow me right now.”
(Source: happyhappyhorse)
No. Fuck you Oscars, this guy wins best set design for the Hobbit.
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
(Source: mkzsupreme)
(Source: kakuzu)
